Category: gossip | Online: August 05 2007
Views: 828 Paris is continuing her newest hobby, telling really obvious lies. In a recent effort to seem like she is an eco-conscious citizen she confided to the media “I ordered a Hummer Hybrid.” Which is pretty awesome if you think about it, because according to the Hummer company there is no such thing. A rep for Hummer was even quoted as saying "Such a car doesnt exist."
Wahay! Go Paris! I m beginning to think that shes channeling the spirit of the ex Iraqi Information Minister. Remember that guy? He was denying the invasion even as tanks were rolling into Bhagdahd. Paris would have been totally awesome at that job, and she would have done it topless for just a little extra cash.
If only being a total liar was something you could be punished for instead of rewarded with media attention while continuing to earn vast sums of money for doing absolutely nothing. Ah well, maybe shell get her tits out again soon and we can all forget about anything she says.
