Britney Spears has finally broken and hired a professional manger. The lucky guy is some guy called Jeff Kwantinez, who apparently is very high up in the managing world. I give him a week before he really wants to throw himself under a bus.
Apparently Jeff is also famous for firing Kelly Clarkson, who is famous for being an incredibly annoying American Idol winner who has gone on to make a great deal of whiny music that angsty teen girls can relate to.
Anyway, back to Britney! How exciting for her, it's like getting a new Daddy or something. Though to be honest, unless she suddenly develops a sense of sanity in the next week or so, I don't think even the greatest manager that ever lived could help her. He could possibly take secret pics of her naked and post them on the Internet though. That would be kind of cool too.
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