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Paris is desperate for a baby
Paris Hilton has apparently come to the conclusion that it's not just puppies that can be cute accessories, kids can be too! That's hot! According to sources, Paris Hilton is now, like, totally desperate for a baby. Of course she is. Nicole is pregnant, Lindsay has a pregnancy rumor floating around about her, and Britney already has two kids to neglect. It's really the perfect timing for Paris to have a baby.
The sad thing is that there is no 'World Order of Don't Be Fucking Stupid Affairs' to make sure that Paris doesn't breed. So she's free to populate the world with her spawn as she sees fit. Of course, once she does that there won't be any belly flashing going on for a while, and imagine the stretch marks and things. Can Paris truly handle the prospect of not being hot anymore? I don't think so.
Imagine the child too. Oh god the horror, a little mini Paris, playing alone in a nursery whilst Mommy goes out and gets drunk. Maybe she'll have play dates with Britney's boys where they'll touch each other inappropriately and snort the chalk dust off their playroom chalk board. It's a vicious, vicious cycle.
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