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Paris is desperate for a baby
Category: gossip | Online: August 13 2007
Views: 1404
Paris Hilton has apparently come to the conclusion that it´s not just puppies that can be cute accessories, kids can be too! That´s hot! According to sources, Paris Hilton is now, like, totally desperate for a baby. Of course she is. Nicole is pregnant, Lindsay has a pregnancy rumor floating around about her, and Britney already has two kids to neglect. It´s really the perfect timing for Paris to have a baby.
The sad thing is that there is no ´World Order of Don´t Be Fucking Stupid Affairs´ to make sure that Paris doesn´t breed. So she´s free to populate the world with her spawn as she sees fit. Of course, once she does that there won´t be any belly flashing going on for a while, and imagine the stretch marks and things. Can Paris truly handle the prospect of not being hot anymore? I don´t think so.
Imagine the child too. Oh god the horror, a little mini Paris, playing alone in a nursery whilst Mommy goes out and gets drunk. Maybe she´ll have play dates with Britney´s boys where they´ll touch each other inappropriately and snort the chalk dust off their playroom chalk board. It´s a vicious, vicious cycle.
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