Hilary Duff is a menace on the road
Category: gossip | Online: August 21 2007
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Just because you´re a celebrity doesn´t mean you can´t also be a stereotype. Hilary Duff is doing women everywhere a huge disservice by embodying the ´bad female driver´ stereotype that has dogged the fairer sex since Henry Ford invented the car, and his wife scratched it. (I don´t know if that actually happened, but like Gossip, History is totally fun to make up.)
But back to Hilary and her bad driving, which must be true, because she said it. Hilary confesses: "The car I want is a Porsche Cayenne Turbo. But my business manager doesn´t want me to buy it - he says that I´m a terrible driver and don´t need that kind of car. The other day I had a little accident because I was driving while I was on the phone. It was just a tap, nothing serious, so I thought, I´ll keep going it´s fine, whatever. But my business manager told me, ´You have to be careful, because people will sue you.´ So I need to be cautious."
Yes, there is the danger of suing, or hey, KILLING yourself or someone else. Damn blondes. They´re the best argument against evolution yet.
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