Category: gossip | Online: August 27 2007
Views: 1602 Britney Spears almost ended up on World´s Lamest Police chase videos when she was pulled over by the highway patrol after being caught speeding along the way to Las Vegas. Britney´s mental acuity is definitely lacking a great deal these days, which is probably why the cops gave her slack even after it took her an entire mile to realize that yes, those sirens and flashing lights were intending for her to pull over.
If she´d been your average overweight joe she would have been eating dust whilst her hands were cuffed behind her back, but the highway patrol seems to have been pretty kind to her. When it came to explaining why she was speeding, Britney went for the old ´the paparazzi were chasing me´. It´s an old ´un, but a good ´un, and due to a lack of mug shots and frenzied media attention, we must assume that Britney made it all the way to Sin City without further incident.
Personally I would have said that she was too crazy to drive, but the great thing about modern society is that you have to screw up and kill someone before anyone makes you stop being mental.
