Demi Whips Ashton Real Good
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1359
It would seem that when Ashton Kucher isn´t out playing practical jokes on his celebrity friends, he´s being a good little bitch for Demi Moore. (Can I say that? I just did.) In a recent interview with Harper´s Bazaar Magazine, Ashton gives advice to women on how to make their men the perfect accessory.
Ashton shares gems such as: "When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoe. At any rate, we are merely accessories.
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"Make sure the look isn´t too matchy-matchy. Your best bet is to match the man gear to that great new Balenciaga bag that you´re planning to carry. If your bag works with your outfit, so will he."
After reading this I have a strong feeling that Ashton goes home and into his rubber hood every night like a good little gimp. It would appear that Demi has done a perfect job of getting her man young, and training him right. Here are a few more fashion tips for men, not from Ashton, but from me.
1.) Have testicles.
2.) Don´t write for women´s fashion magazines and call yourself a mere accessory unless you´re also prepared to write another piece about that leather harness that holds your butt plug in place.
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Category: gossip | Online: August 30 2007
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