Category: gossip | Online: August 31 2007
Views: 7074 This is just disturbing. All that ass product porn thing is one thing, but Paris, topless, with a giant teddy bear? Their depravity clearly knows no bounds. And then there is the headline ´We Love Paris´. Oh god, I think I am going to be sick. It´s not clear exactly why they love Paris, perhaps it is her willingness to get her tits out for almost any occasion.
What I´m really pissed about is that until these pesky Germans came along with their damn topless shoots, we hadn´t seen hide nor hair of Paris in a long time. In fact the most shocking thing she has done recently is have her extensions taken out which means that she´s running around with short hair.
We had almost achieved a Paris free Utopia, and then this happened. You bastards. You´ve destroyed paradise, and the innocence of a gentle teddy.