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Lily Allen Desperate and Dateless
All you star predators, start sharpening your fangs, a little lost lamb has just wandered in bleating it's head off. Lily Allen is single after breaking up with her boyfriend, and for some reason is telling the whole world about her fears of not being able to get another one.
"Seb and I aren't together any more. I split with him a month ago so I'm single now. I always think that no one is ever going to fancy me. Part of the reason I came out tonight is because I'm back on the market and I need to get in practice. I don't know if I can pull anymore. I'm not really bothered about the American visa thing. I just hope I can find a new boyfriend."
I'm not sure if I like Lily Allen anymore, because, well, that's about the lamest thing I've ever heard anyone actually say, it's like she is actually advertising for pity sex. The next story we hear will be that she's dating someone like Joe Francis (hey, what ever happened to that guy, it's like he went to jail and dissapeared) and her sex tape is being leaked onto the internet.
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