Category: gossip | Online: September 07 2007
Views: 810 All you star predators, start sharpening your fangs, a little lost lamb has just wandered in bleating itīs head off. Lily Allen is single after breaking up with her boyfriend, and for some reason is telling the whole world about her fears of not being able to get another one.
"Seb and I arenīt together any more. I split with him a month ago so Iīm single now. I always think that no one is ever going to fancy me. Part of the reason I came out tonight is because Iīm back on the market and I need to get in practice. I donīt know if I can pull anymore. Iīm not really bothered about the American visa thing. I just hope I can find a new boyfriend."
Iīm not sure if I like Lily Allen anymore, because, well, thatīs about the lamest thing Iīve ever heard anyone actually say, itīs like she is actually advertising for pity sex. The next story we hear will be that sheīs dating someone like Joe Francis (hey, what ever happened to that guy, itīs like he went to jail and dissapeared) and her sex tape is being leaked onto the internet.
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