I've decided it is time that we made looking like Victoria a fucking crime. This woman is pretty much nothing but plastic tits and a skeleton. When you consider that the camera adds 10 pounds, the reality of this woman is that she pretty much has absolutely no meat on her whatsoever. It's even scarier if you think that she's had several children. Imagine the saggy stretch marks under that tight ass dress. Seriously. If you stripped her and put her in some rags she'd fit right into one of those malnutrition appeal campaigns.
Of course, the fashion industry disagrees. The Mirror reported: "All eyes were on Victoria and she knew it. She was turning heads left, right and center and looked absolutely amazing. We're so used to seeing her in head-to-toe black. The bright colors showed a livelier side to her personality. She just about stole the show."
Yeah, awesome. Just goes to show you can do anything with a great pair of tits. Gallery viewed 11565 times.
