Category: gossip | Online: September 27 2007
Views: 2133 When you´re heavily pregnant, sometimes you just want to put a bikini on and have paparazzi take pictures of you as you attempt to have a holiday. Strangely enough, Nicole Richie contrives to look a great deal better in these pictures than she has done in a long time, and even though she´s very obviously pregnant, I´ll take these any day over the emaciated skeletor bikini pics we used to get.
For some reason she seems to have aged about 10 years since getting pregnant, her face makes her look about 30 years old in these pictures, but I am guessing that´s just all part of the natural wonder of child bearing, as the baby grows it just sucks all the youth right out of you.
This is such an exciting time in young Nicole´s life. Soon she will be a mother, and we´ll get to see whether she becomes a responsible, quiet mother who puts her kid´s best interests first; or a batshit crazy lunatic who gets wasted off her face and forgets which is the kid and which is the teddy bear.
Here´s to hoping that pregnancy will smarten this ditsy bitch up some. Sure it´s fine to have a good time when you´re young but that excuse can only go so far. When "fun" puts other peoples lives in danger, that´s when you need to get your ass kicked.