Apparently the big time is fading fast for Kate Moss. The supermodel has only booked 11 contracts this year, down from the 18 she usually booked in her heyday. (Her heyday being the time when she got caught out very publicly with a whole lot of cocaine and everybody tutted in public, but in private cut themselves a few lines and booked Kate ASAP for their next campaign.
Industry insiders say: "She is still very big but the honeymoon period has ended." Yeah, I don't know what I'd do if I only scored 11 majorly lucrative contracts to stand around and look pretty whilst people take photos. Poor Kate, how devastated she must be.
I guess it's time to admit defeat and start her own modeling reality show where she selects Britain's Next Top Model. Now that would be kind of hot. Just imagine Kate buzzed out of her mind trying to give sage advice to a bunch of anorexic do eyed teens. That's the stuff fortunes are made of. Gallery viewed 49767 times.
I can just imagine , Kate stoned and passed out on a bed . Some two pit junkie spreads those sexy legs of hers apart and goes down for a taste , then slips her his cock .
