Category: gossip | Online: October 01 2007
Views: 2007 Lindsay Lohan is really impressing people (and when I say people, I mean her publicist and her father) with her progress in rehab. She´s doing so well that they´re letting her out to spend a week with her Daddy in an out patient therapy program. Michael Lohan is overjoyed at the news, and jumped at the chance to talk to the media about Lindsay´s progress. Imagine how awesome it must be to have a kid and get paid to tell people about how they´re doing.
Lindsay´s parents really hit the jackpot with little Lindsay there, I don´t think either of them will ever need to work again. Michael had this to say about Lindsay and her progress: "I´m looking forward to spending the next week with her. We´ve been in constant phone contact. She´s in a great, great place now. I´ve never heard her so honest, contrite and focused. Lindsay is weeding out all the bad. She´s taking a step back and reevaluating her life. What she tells - her honesty and openness - has brought me to tears. It´s beyond words how proud I am of her."
I wish I could be touched by this, but any time any member of the Lohan family starts talking, or even when they´re just quoted over the Internet, I start smelling this strange smell, like a toilet that has been used and not flushed in a while.
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