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Lindsay Lohan is a good girl now
Lindsay Lohan is really impressing people (and when I say people, I mean her publicist and her father) with her progress in rehab. She's doing so well that they're letting her out to spend a week with her Daddy in an out patient therapy program. Michael Lohan is overjoyed at the news, and jumped at the chance to talk to the media about Lindsay's progress. Imagine how awesome it must be to have a kid and get paid to tell people about how they're doing.
Lindsay's parents really hit the jackpot with little Lindsay there, I don't think either of them will ever need to work again. Michael had this to say about Lindsay and her progress: "I'm looking forward to spending the next week with her. We've been in constant phone contact. She's in a great, great place now. I've never heard her so honest, contrite and focused. Lindsay is weeding out all the bad. She's taking a step back and reevaluating her life. What she tells - her honesty and openness - has brought me to tears. It's beyond words how proud I am of her."
I wish I could be touched by this, but any time any member of the Lohan family starts talking, or even when they're just quoted over the Internet, I start smelling this strange smell, like a toilet that has been used and not flushed in a while.
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