Category: gossip | Online: October 13 2007
Views: 486 At not having a penis. I don´t have any real evidence to support this claim, except the fact that I gave Amy Winehouses´ husband hell for leaving her side when she OD´d to go take more drugs, but Orlando Bloom reportedly crashed his car into a parked car, and then ran away from it, leaving two women trapped inside, one bleeding and injured. He has the paparazzi to thank for the fact that he´s not being charged with a hit and run, as they advised him to return to the car so as to avoid further criminal charges.
I think they made the phrase “asstard” just for occasions such as these. All that Pirate cred just went straight out the window. If there is any justice in the world at all, he´ll be playing female roles for the rest of his days, unless they make a sequel to the Pirates of The Carribean movies where Kiera gets kidnapped and Orlando stabs her then fellates the bad guy.
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