Jessica Biel has succeeded where other celebrities have failed and managed to find a way to beat the paparazzi. With an umbrella! Ha! Take that photographers, all you're getting is a lens full of vinyl canvas!
Jessica's success went to her head a little when she allegedly beat on one of the paparazzi. Apparently she used her umbrella as a dangerous weapon, and hit the man, telling him to get a 'real job' in which he didn't stalk people.
I guess JT's whiny bitchiness when it comes to publicity is really paying off now. When will celebrities learn that the reason they get paid so damn much is because of the media frenzy and publicity that is generated around them. Without it Jessica would just be another girl with a big ass. There are thousands of them out there. Choose to be a star, and you chose the press. Is she really too freakin' retarded to grasp that? Gallery viewed 4788 times.
