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Paris Hilton Saved By Heroic Driver
Paris Hilton could have been much thinner than she already is if things had gone differently in a recent traffic incident. Her car was sideswiped by some retarded paparazzi who were apparently trying to drive and take pictures at the same time. Now I'm not usually against the paparazzi, but come on guys, if you accidentally kill the girl that means the beautiful symbiotic nature of your mutual leeching would be all over.
Paris' driver talked to TMZ about the harrowing incident: "The car is backing up into me, in reverse, as my client is getting out of the car. Basically it was either me risking hurting my client, which I wasn't willing to do, of course, or taking the hit. So we took the hit."
What a hero. I hope he gets raise, or a mansion, or some sort of reward from the Hiltons for saving their daughter instead of saving his car. For a moment or two there it could have been a rather close call. But fortunately the heiress was saved and lived to flog off her cheap perfume for another day.
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