Category: gossip | Online: October 29 2007
Views: 1494 Paris Hilton could have been much thinner than she already is if things had gone differently in a recent traffic incident. Her car was sideswiped by some retarded paparazzi who were apparently trying to drive and take pictures at the same time. Now I´m not usually against the paparazzi, but come on guys, if you accidentally kill the girl that means the beautiful symbiotic nature of your mutual leeching would be all over.
Paris´ driver talked to TMZ about the harrowing incident: "The car is backing up into me, in reverse, as my client is getting out of the car. Basically it was either me risking hurting my client, which I wasn´t willing to do, of course, or taking the hit. So we took the hit."
What a hero. I hope he gets raise, or a mansion, or some sort of reward from the Hiltons for saving their daughter instead of saving his car. For a moment or two there it could have been a rather close call. But fortunately the heiress was saved and lived to flog off her cheap perfume for another day.
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