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Jennifer Lopez Shocks
Guess what everybody! The reason why Jennifer Lopez looks like a walrus today is actually because she is pregnant. She broke her 'secret' to fans at a recent concert in Miami, where her fans had the good grace to pretend to be surprised and amazed. She said: "Marc and I are expecting," then paused periodically to graso at her stomach and say: You don't mind if I catch my breath for a minute."
Apparently the announcement came as a surprise to her husband, Marc Antony who said that he hadn't known she was going to talk tonight. I guess she needed to explain the reason why she's ballooned and can no longer really race about the stage. It's kind of interesting how these stars are super rich and super famous, but they have to work just as hard as any pregnant peasant woman would. What happened to taking a break?
And yeah, in case you were wondering, those are recent pictures, apparently she always wears that damn butterfly costume when she performs now. Oh, and I'm not saying that the second 'upskirt' picture shows that she's wearing a diaper under her clothes, but she's wearing a diaper under her clothes.
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