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Paris Focuses On Selling Herself
We haven't seen much of Paris out and about lately, relatively speaking anyway. There was that Halloween upskirt ass shot, but apart from that, things have been pretty dry in Paris land. Maybe she has an infection or something. At any rate, I'm here to reassure you with some suitably cheesy pictures, that we should not be concerned that Paris is disappearing from view. Oh no, on the contrary, Paris is merely concentrating on developing a whole line of incredibly crap products, the latest of which are watches.
The people behind this Paris merchandise nightmare are a company known as Parlux International. Not only do they make the stinky perfumes that she flogs around the world, but they've decided that Paris is so super awesome, they can make more money off her skanky ass. They don't put it like that though, no. They put it much more suavely, something like this: (Paris)'has established herself as an American cultural icon with a remarkable international following.'
I liked the way Hallmark put it a lot better. Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself.
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