Jessica Biel Gets Totally Owned
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 2115
Jessica Biel has a nice ass and all, but she´s become a real dick lately. She needs to stop dating Justin Timberlake, all his assholeness is rubbing off on her, and the smell ain´t pretty. In the latest stage of her pointless war against the paparazzi, Jessica Biel decided to do what several other stars have already done, including Lindsay Lohan, and take pictures of the paparazzi. Haha. Cute.
What was even funnier was when she finally made it to her vehicle after screwing around with the paps, she discovered a parking ticket there. Nice one Jessica. See, thats how karma works. Spend your days acting like a tool, thinking you can put your car wherever you want because you´re a celebrity, and then getting pissy at the people who keep you in the limelight, and you end up with a ticket for, what, maybe $50 bucks? Man, she´s going to have to work super hard to pay that off.
Tags: Jessica Biel Pics
Category: gossip | Online: November 14 2007
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