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Jessica Biel Gets Totally Owned

Category: gossip | Online: November 14 2007
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Jessica Biel has a nice ass and all, but she´s become a real dick lately. She needs to stop dating Justin Timberlake, all his assholeness is rubbing off on her, and the smell ain´t pretty. In the latest stage of her pointless war against the paparazzi, Jessica Biel decided to do what several other stars have already done, including Lindsay Lohan, and take pictures of the paparazzi. Haha. Cute.

What was even funnier was when she finally made it to her vehicle after screwing around with the paps, she discovered a parking ticket there. Nice one Jessica. See, thats how karma works. Spend your days acting like a tool, thinking you can put your car wherever you want because you´re a celebrity, and then getting pissy at the people who keep you in the limelight, and you end up with a ticket for, what, maybe $50 bucks? Man, she´s going to have to work super hard to pay that off.
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1. Steve said:

November 14 2007 at 17:19

YES , Jessica has a very nice ass !!! Ide like to see a movie scene with her getting fucked from behind ... HARD .
Then watching those soft white ass cheeks of hers jiggle .

2. Blast Beater said:

November 15 2007 at 10:03

Yeah, because someone sitting on the internet telling everyone how he wants to do Jessica Biel would ever actually stand a chance.....

3. Cripto said:

November 16 2007 at 06:40

Hey , Britney Spears married a looooozer ! That means there is still a chance I could be banging Jessica´s nice soft lilly white ass from behind . I bet with a nice ass like that , she gives a great ride from behind !!

4. Tucker said:

November 18 2007 at 19:22

Lets see.... Jessica lying on her stomach - naked.
Her nice soft ass cheeks and sexy legs staring me in the face. Man , I know Ide blow it all over her back before I could manage to mount her from behind.

5. Blast Beater said:

November 19 2007 at 11:00

Cripto, Britney married a loser cos she is a dumb skanky southern whore.

Jessica however, appears to have her head screwed on pretty straight and wont be dating any of the perverts who frequent this site.

6. Cripto said:

November 19 2007 at 18:36

Hey Blast Beater , TAKE A PILL ! You surf this site also which makes you no better than the rest of us . Do you really think we are naive enough to actually think we will ever get our hands on Jessica´s sweet ass ? Tell ya what , print off a picture of Jessica in her bathing suit, you know the one that shows off her nice ass & legs . Go lock yourself in the washroom and relieve some of that built up tension. If your a girl , grab your family dog and a jar of peanut .

7. Blast Beater said:

November 22 2007 at 03:49

I never said I was any better than anyone else who frequents this site, but at least I have the self restraint and decency to keep my wild fantasys to myself.....

8. Dylan said:

November 23 2007 at 18:00

Now now boys.... one thing that we must all agree on is that Jessica Biel has a very nice ass and sexy legs ! That being said , fantasy or not , with a sweet ass like that , Jessica is most likely an extremely nice fuck from behind ! That is a fact , not a fantasy .

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