Category: gossip | Online: November 14 2007
Views: 711 Finally a charity cause Paris can finally get behind. It turns out that there are problems in India with Elephants getting totally drunk from imbibing rice beer and then running around breaking things and spraying graffiti on the walls. Well, maybe not the graffiti on the walls part, but the rest of it is totally true. Paris decided to speak out about this terrible tragedy whilst she was in Japan, saying: "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them."
Yes. Not making alcohol available to the elephants would be a super good idea. Who the hell is putting out kegs for these beasts anyway? Apparently many of the elephants are dying after trying stupid stunts , like a group of young dumb elephants who got drunk then got electrocuted after they ripped out a power pole.
