Category: gossip | Online: November 16 2007
Views: 1998 We´ve known for a long time that Paris has a stripper pole in her living room. Fortunately for the world at large, she had kept her stripping activities confined to her own home. Until the other night, that is. Paris put on a show for the crowd at Club Marquee in New York, a show that was about as sexy as watching a scarecrow fellate some 60 year old farmer named Jim Bob.
Now, I´m not saying she was bad, I´m just saying that Kim´s 10 year old sister did a better job on that episode of ´Keeping Up With The Kardashians´. Under any other circumstances, I´m pretty sure that sequence would have been deemed highly inappropriate, but for some reason if you put it on prime time and add a disapproving father in the mix, it becomes okay. Weird.
Anyway, Paris. Not good at stripping. Needs to stop trying.
