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Tom Cruise Converts The World
If we don't watch out we're going to wake up one morning to everyone in the neighborhood frantically packing their cars whilst a giant space ship looms overhead. Or maybe you'll just be sitting at home, enjoying a quiet evening of television and wife beating when an alien craft lands in your back yard, kills you, steals your skin, and goes on a rampage that only mysterious men in black suits can stop.
Once upon a time these were just make believe movies that Will Smith starred in, but nowadays he apparently believes in aliens for real.
Tom Cruise has won another convert to Scientology, our Man In Black, Will Smith. Will had a chat with the fine folks from Men's Vogue, where he revealed that he doesn't consider Scientology to be completely mental. Will said: "I've studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and I've studied Scientology through Tom. ]Ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible. . . . I don't think that because the word someone uses for spirit is 'thetan' that the definition becomes any different."
He's right you know. Go in peace, and may the Flying Spagetti Monster bless you with his noodly appendage.
(And because nobody wants to see Tom Cruise, here is his ex wife wearing a see through dress.)
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