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Mariah Carey Smells Like Burnt Marshmallows
If you're anything like me you intend to never buy any perfume marketed by Mariah, Paris, or anyone else trying to make a quick buck by whoring their name out into a line that has nothing to do with their original talents, then you'll probably never know what Mariah Carey's new perfume smells like. Or you wouldn't have, until you read this.
Yes, seeker of big boobs! You have stumbled across pure knowledge here! According to Mariah Carey, her new perfume contains a marshmallow element for subliminal mind control purposes.
She revealed this top secret information after Ellen DeGeneres commented on the fact that she smelled a little like smores. Mariah then revealed: "The marshmallow element you smelled before is the top note and was a subliminal thing just to give you little campfire memories,"
Finally, a perfume that reminds men of things that burn . Perfect for the pyromaniac in your life.
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