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The Osbournes Make A Suicide Pact
I guess publicity was dying down a little too much for the Osbournes, because they've had to whip up some media attention by not only making a suicide pact, but telling everyone about it. Sharon and Ozzy have agreed that if one of them dies, the other will drink poison, or jump off a mountain, or perform some other act of lunacy to end their lives.
That's wonderful How great must their three kids feel knowing that if they lose one parent, they lose both? I suppose on the upside it means they'll probably get their inheritances sooner than they might otherwise have done, and that's always a bonus. The pact only becomes valid in 2012, so I guess Jack, Kelly, and the other mysterious Osbourne child have four years to get used to the idea of Mommy or Daddy offing themselves.
Sharon said: "Whatever it was, where you know you're going to die, we would want to choose the time where we want to leave. "I would go with my old man, and he would come with me... (Fortunately) my husband is better than ever, health-wise."
Yeah, Ozzie has always looked in great health to me. If great health means looking like a zombie who broke into a goth costume shop.
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