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Paris Wants To Spawn
Paris Hilton is definitely catching the baby bug from her friend Nicole. After recently organizing Nicole's baby shower, Paris said: "Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old...I was just telling her, 'I want a baby so that our babies can play together.'"
That's a great idea. The reason you have children is so that they can play with other people's children. Then when they're done playing, you can put them in a box and store them in the wardrobe for next time, right? Of course they grow, but you just get bigger boxes, or swap them for the latest baby with more features!
Paris Hilton must not be allowed to breed. Seriously. Not unless the court appoints a supervisor in advance to stop her from doing silly things, like getting it liposuction, and putting vodka in its water bowl. (I'm pretty sure Paris' kid would have a water bowl.)
Maybe I'm being a little harsh here, but as we learned with Britney, it is better to err on the side of caution.
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