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Pamela Anderson Retires
Pamela Anderson has announced that she will be retiring in five years time. Seeing as I'm not entirely sure what she does now, I have to guess that retiring means she'll be having her implants taken out and letting herself go. (They tell me she's currently employed as an assistant to some magician. Is that even work?)
Pam says: "I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy. But I'm lazy. I don't want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home. Five more years... and I'll go back to Canada. I've got some land. It'll be time."
Well, fair enough. I guess when you go from being one of the hottest ladies on television to being some practically unknown magician's T&A, it's probably time to consider retiring, though I'm pretty sure she's got an infomercial or two in her yet.
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