Category: gossip | Online: December 06 2007
Views: 9090 That´s the latest revelation from the most well preserved Spice Girl. According to an interview in Elle Magazine, her husband, the infamous ladies man David Beckham just never stops ravishing her. At least that´s what I gathered from her not so coy comments on the subject. Victoria said: “I sleep naked. You don’t sleep with David Beckham. I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him every night.â€
Of course, what she just did there is reveal her true nature as a robot. The facts are all mounting up, and soon all you skeptics will have to agree. Think about it for a second. One, she appears to be entirely fabricated of some sort of plastic. Two, she is rarely seen eating, and has really only been seen to sip tea. Three, she just admitted that she never sleeps as her nights are taken up with being a sex toy for her husband.
