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Posh Spice May Have Sex With Farm Equipment
(Stay with me through this intro, it's all going to make sense un the end.) When you're a famous footballer, you get a lot of attention, which invariably results in someone asking you to strip down and model for their underwear. It's as much a part of the circle of life as the mayfly's one day of existence, or a tadpole becoming a frog, or Britney going out for another Starbucks. David dutifully accepted his role and place in nature and modeled for Armani.
Of course, the not so subtle subtext of any male underwear campaign is really just that you get to check out a guy's package. In the final photographs, David appears to be quite well endowed, even by equine standards. Naturally many people called fake on these pictures, but Victoria has stepped up to the plate and defended her husband's man tackle, saying: "I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
Is that experience speaking there, Victoria?
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