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Amy Winehouse, Arrested, Bailed, and Terrifying
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Amy Winehouse, Arrested, Bailed, and Terrifying
Every new picture I see of Amy Winehouse convinces me a little more that the days of Armageddon may already have arrived but nobody noticed yet. Out on bail after her arrest for helping her darling hubbie try to buy off a witness, Amy Winehouse went somewhere and did something. The details aren't important, what is important is that I'm beginning to think that there is something supernatural that underlies her very existence.
How is she even walking around? She has little to no flesh on her body, and it's almost certain that she's running on a mixture of heroin, coke, and sheer good fortune. Forget about those charges of perverting the course of justice, how about perverting the laws of nature?
I guess we'll find out too late that she's really some kind of hell spawned daemon, it'll only click if she is convicted, when she sprouts huge leathery wings out of her back and flies out of the court room after tearing the judge's head off and feeding from his skull. Then we'll all feel very silly indeed. Gallery viewed 2307 times.
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