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Amy Winehouse, Arrested, Bailed, and Terrifying
Category: gossip | Online: December 22 2007
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Every new picture I see of Amy Winehouse convinces me a little more that the days of Armageddon may already have arrived but nobody noticed yet. Out on bail after her arrest for helping her darling hubbie try to buy off a witness, Amy Winehouse went somewhere and did something. The details aren´t important, what is important is that I´m beginning to think that there is something supernatural that underlies her very existence.
How is she even walking around? She has little to no flesh on her body, and it´s almost certain that she´s running on a mixture of heroin, coke, and sheer good fortune. Forget about those charges of perverting the course of justice, how about perverting the laws of nature?
I guess we´ll find out too late that she´s really some kind of hell spawned daemon, it´ll only click if she is convicted, when she sprouts huge leathery wings out of her back and flies out of the court room after tearing the judge´s head off and feeding from his skull. Then we´ll all feel very silly indeed.
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