Category: gossip | Online: December 24 2007
Views: 2331 The hot word at the moment is that Lindsay Lohan is a nympho. Apparently not being able to do drugs has caused her to become a sex crazed maniac who just wants to get busy all day and all night.. Her charming ex boyfriend is spilling all the dirty secrets to the press, saying:
"Lindsay´s definitely a nymphomaniac. She´s wild in bed. We´d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She´d demand sex again and again. We´d go at it for hours. She´d have worn out most guys."
Funny how a story about Lindsay being a sex fiend suddenly turned into a story about how much stamina her retarded ex has in bed. Bad news for you buddy, cumming in your pants because you touched her boob doesn´t count as ´sex´. I´m not sure why he even bothered talking to the interviewer, he could have made his point equally clearly by simply taking out his dick and waving it in the interviewer´s face before hunkering down and trying to fellate himself.
I want more than just some guy´s word. We need a sex tape of Lindsay´s bare ass bouncing up and down on a bed for hours while three or four guys take turns on her.
2. Roamer said:
December 26 2007 at 00:25
Funny that last paragraph says it all ... well put.