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Expert Says Britney Is Crazy
In a diagnosis that has shocked the world, an addiction expert has told The Sun that Britney Spears is mentally unstable, and may end up committing suicide. He says: Britney appears to be crazy... She is disconnected from life. She™s losing it now, and she™s going to eventually lose it altogether if she doesn™t get the help she needs... She™s exhibiting bipolar signs and she™s clearly fighting depression.¯
That's amazing. How could we all have missed the signs? Not only is Britney lost in lala land, apparently her exploits over the holidays of bedding a member of the paparazzi and going out wearing a sheer shirt with no bra were both desperate attempts to regain the attention that sister Jamie Lynn Spears stole by selfishly getting knocked up.
In other good news for Britney, if she doesn't show up to the next scheduled court hearing she could be held in contempt and go to jail. Which is just what she needs right now.
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