Due to Britney's ongoing excellent taste in male partners, naked pics of the bipolar pop princess are apparently due to surface at some point in the not too distant future. The (already married) paparazzi boyfriend she ran away to shack up with when they released her from hospital is apparently keeping a photo diary of his days with Britney, and is already shopping the first set of photos and video out for the princely sum of one million dollars.
They always go for one million dollars, don't they? It's like they're trying to be the amateur sex version of Dr Evil. It is not currently known whether or not Britney knows that Adnan (the paparazzi boyfriend) is trying to pimp her out photographically. Some say she's in on the deal and controlling what pictures go out, others say shes far too gone in crazy land to know up from down. It's possible that both theories are true.
