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Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant
Category: gossip | Online: January 08 2008
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Nicole Kidman is pregnant. Sheīs also old, and not as hot as she used to be, but hey, anything for a break from all the damn Britney Spears being a crazy wackjob drama that has consumed our lives since that fateful night. Letīs focus on something a little more joyful, like the fact that Nicole has finally managed to conceive.
This seems all sweet and innocent on the surface, but the deeper one looks, the weirder things get. Firstly, didnīt Nicole and Tom adopt because they couldnīt have children? Hm. Yet now they have both managed to conceive with different partners. Odd. Was Nicoleīs womb simply rejecting Tomīs alien seed? We may never know.
Secondly, what happened to the kids Nicole and Tom adopted? Suri Cruise has been splashed across the magazines and screens of the world, but those other kids seem to have just faded into nothingness.
The only mention of them in recent times has been their use as a tool in the bitter cold war between Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Nicole lamented that her children didnīt call her Mom anymore, and a few days later, Katie proudly chirped to a member of the press that Tomīs kids called her Mommy all the time.
Ah well, at least she has her very own child on the way. Life is so much better than Chess like that, instead of playing whatīs on the board, you can just spawn new pawns all the time.
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