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Britney Escapes To Mexico
Britney Spears has escaped to Mexico with her married paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, so I guess she didn't leave him after all. You just can't trust a damn thing you read on gossip sites these days. Adnan and Britney skipped over the border to enjoy tasty Mexican delicacies, (and possibly reenact Dog The Bounty Hunter's last fateful run to Mexico, but I doubt it. That level of awesomeness seems to escape Britney these days.)
Oh, and if you were concerned about Adnan's poor wife, don't be. It turns out that Mr Ghalib has what some call a marriage of convenience, and married some lady in order to get a green card. Allegedly. If true, it would explain why there are no tearful Adnan broke my heart interviews being given by a distraught Mrs Ghalib.
And in still further Britney news, it has been revealed that Dr Phil has fallen out of favor with the Spears family, who are pissed at the way he handled Britney, and the fact that he talked to the media about her case. So that's why there was no Britney Spears special, none of the Spears clan would show up.
Dr Phil really should know by now that you can't outfiddle a hillbilly.
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