Butt Naked Britney Coming To A Store Near You
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 3798
I´ve been predicting this moment for the better part of a year, and at last, it has finally come. Britney provided a full frontal nude appearance at a store recently, shocking and disgusting the surprised sales clerk. The salesgirl revealed: "I was blown away. Britney´s private parts were right in front of me! I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ´Get away from me! Don´t you fucking come near me!”
“Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting. I couldn´t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, ´Fuck you!´ and left the store.”
I´d be proud, but a half wit monkey could have predicted that Britney would eventually take to stripping down and leaping out at people in department stores. The monkey would probably have more bananas in the story though, and more swinging in trees. Actually I bet the monkey never even bothered to predict Britney´s future behavior, it was probably too busy smearing its poop on the cage wall. Monkeys are stupid.
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Category: gossip | Online: January 16 2008
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