Jordan Fucks Like A Corpse
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1998
Here´s a surprise. Jordan, queen of plastic surgery and making out with her sister for the paparazzi has revealed that she is her husband´s perfect woman because she does nothing during sex. Jordan revealed to OK! Magazine: "Pete loves it all and he prefers my boobs smaller. He said the other day that I am his perfect woman. When we have sex, I just lie there dead so it´s fine. I don´t move."
Sounds like a great lay, doesn´t she. In addition to all that lying there still, there´s also some problems with the plastic surgery when it comes to the bedroom as well.
Commenting on her boob and nose jobs, she said: "They look fine in a bra but they hang too low when I´m standing up and it´s really bad when I´m lying down. There´s about a four-inch gap. I´ve also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting."
"Poor Pete, though - he paid for my surgery and he goes to kiss me and I back off because I don´t want him to touch my nose"
So Peter Andre has a wife he can´t kiss, who lies there like a corpse when they have sex, and whose tits look more fake than Barbie´s. Hasn´t he done well for himself.
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Category: gossip | Online: February 11 2008
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