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Jordan Fucks Like A Corpse
Here's a surprise. Jordan, queen of plastic surgery and making out with her sister for the paparazzi has revealed that she is her husband's perfect woman because she does nothing during sex. Jordan revealed to OK! Magazine: "Pete loves it all and he prefers my boobs smaller. He said the other day that I am his perfect woman. When we have sex, I just lie there dead so it's fine. I don't move."
Sounds like a great lay, doesn't she. In addition to all that lying there still, there's also some problems with the plastic surgery when it comes to the bedroom as well.
Commenting on her boob and nose jobs, she said: "They look fine in a bra but they hang too low when I'm standing up and it's really bad when I'm lying down. There's about a four-inch gap. I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting."
"Poor Pete, though - he paid for my surgery and he goes to kiss me and I back off because I don't want him to touch my nose"
So Peter Andre has a wife he can't kiss, who lies there like a corpse when they have sex, and whose tits look more fake than Barbie's. Hasn't he done well for himself.
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