Category: gossip | Online: February 24 2008
Views: 1233 It´s hard enough being pregnant, but what do you do when your face explodes? That´s the challenge Nicole Kidman bravely overcame at the Japanese premiere for The Golden Compass. The cause of the explosion is not known at this time, but it would seem that Nicole was lucky to get away with her face intact.
I´d never really noticed it before, but Nicole Kidman is actually getting kind of creepy in her old age. Should a pregnant woman really be having work done on her lips? Should someone pregnant even need work done on their lips? How old is this woman anyway, she must be like 60 now, right?
Looking at her makes me feel incredibly nostalgic. Oh for the days when life was simple. You remember? Back when Tom Cruise was worshiped for pretending to be a fighter pilot instead of really being a crackpot alien fetishist, and when Nicole Kidman´s face was still 99% real human flesh.
Give us a break, Nicole!!! If you wanted to inject some foreign substance in to your body, why didn´t you give yourself a pair of tits instead of a pair of frightening lips that could terrify small children (not to mention your former fans.)
