Category: gossip | Online: February 27 2008
Views: 603 I´ve suspected it all along, but now I know that everyone who reads FHM is strung out on some serious drug cocktail. The final proof came when Heather Mills (a one legged blonde succubus who married Paul McCartney then tried to take all his money and destroy his reputation to boot) made their Top 100 Sexiest Women In The World list.
The Deputy Editor tried to explain it all away by saying: "Heather Mills has always been vivified as a gold-digger with a dubious past. But readers have realized she´s about to become the most eligible and richest women."
My how times have changed. It used to be that women went for old rich evil men, but I guess guys want in on that action as well. Good luck chaps, you´ll need it.
