Category: gossip | Online: February 27 2008
Views: 2052 I think Brooke Hogan is my favorite young celebrity, just because unlike the others who are all too aware of how they are supposed to be soft and feminine and sexy, and who end up going mental from the pressure of having to be perfect all the time, Brooke has no freakin´ idea how to appeal to the usual target demographic.
Check out these pictures for instance. According to the usual rules, hot girl in bikini on beach = good, hot girl in bikini on beach giving rides to heavyset males on her broad back = not so good, unless you happen to be a guy with some strong submissive tendencies.
+10 exp for looking hot in a bikini, +20 exp for weightlifting. Brooke levels up - gains power of flight!
I don’t care what anyone says I think she’s pretty hot! She’s just a tall thick (not fat or mannish) girl-PERIOD my friend’s dad would call her corn fed! I mean come on her dad is Hulk (wha cha gonna do brotha) Hogan and her mom is pretty plump (or maybe it just the boobs) so she’s probably never going to end up looking like Avril Lavigne, hell her skeleton alone weighs more then Avril. She needs a big guy or a regular dude that’s secure. P.S. I would totally pay to see her kick Tom Cruise’s ass in a steel cage match!
2. Hugo Rude said:
February 29 2008 at 15:18
She´s too young to have a body like Mariah Carey´s put down the FatBurger child!
3. 5inchpython said:
March 30 2008 at 00:35
i love her thickness! i wanna suck those big tits then turn her around and suck on her asshole until she cumms!
4. Randy said:
June 02 2008 at 00:10
I also love her thick yummy body!I know where I would put my head first!
