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Kate Beckinsale Names Her Pussy
Kate Beckinsale rarely makes the headlines for being lewd and lascivious, which is a pity, because she is one woman I'd like to see being lewd. There aren't any nipple slips or upskirts to be had here, but if you keep reading you will learn what Kate Beckinsale's name for her private parts is.
In an attempt to impart the woe of being accused of being a slut when she dumped her boyfriend during the film 'Underworld' and hooked up with its director, Len Wiseman instead, Kate said: "I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"
The Pharaoh's Tomb eh? Does this mean that Len calls his manhood 'The Little Pharaoh'? Is Kate Beckinsale's pussy where men's erections come to die? Is there an ancient curse that will make you die a terrible slow death if you enter Kate Beckinsale's vagina?
I love Kate, but that has to be the worst name for a pussy ever. Gallery viewed 17277 times.
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