Want A Date With Scarlett Johansson?
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1584
Scarlett Johansson fans are in luck! It turns out that a whole bunch of people in America and other places are starving and diseased, and so Scarlett is auctioning herself off to the highest bidder in order to get some money to help feed them. Unfortunately sex with Scarlett is not included in the deal, although hair and make up is! Score guys! I bet a lot of you have been wondering what shade of lipstick suits you best, this is a great opportunity to find out.
Also the auction is for two tickets, so you better being a real good wingman along with you. Oh, and you won´t be going to dinner, you´ll be going to the premiere of her latest movie. What was that? This is actually an auction for movie premiere tickets for Scarlett Johansson´s latest film ´He´s Just Not That Into You´? My, could this actually just be a publicity stunt to drum up extra interest in the movie?
Surely Scarlett and her movie cronies couldn´t be so despicable as to generate publicity on the backs of famine ridden children dying by the thousands? What is the world coming to when those tits she´s rocking just aren´t enough?
Tags: Scarlett Johansson Pics Sexy Lame Auction
Category: gossip | Online: March 05 2008
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