Category: gossip | Online: March 05 2008
Views: 1584 Scarlett Johansson fans are in luck! It turns out that a whole bunch of people in America and other places are starving and diseased, and so Scarlett is auctioning herself off to the highest bidder in order to get some money to help feed them. Unfortunately sex with Scarlett is not included in the deal, although hair and make up is! Score guys! I bet a lot of you have been wondering what shade of lipstick suits you best, this is a great opportunity to find out.
Also the auction is for two tickets, so you better being a real good wingman along with you. Oh, and you won´t be going to dinner, you´ll be going to the premiere of her latest movie. What was that? This is actually an auction for movie premiere tickets for Scarlett Johansson´s latest film ´He´s Just Not That Into You´? My, could this actually just be a publicity stunt to drum up extra interest in the movie?
Surely Scarlett and her movie cronies couldn´t be so despicable as to generate publicity on the backs of famine ridden children dying by the thousands? What is the world coming to when those tits she´s rocking just aren´t enough?
It would be nice to see some upskirt or crotch shots of Scarlett getting out of a vehicle . I wonder what color her bush is and if she is hairy or shaved. Show us your pussy Scarlett and prove than you truly are a natural blonde !
4. Stray Dog said:
March 07 2008 at 05:39
I would like watch a big dog lick her sweet tasty blonde pussy . I´m sure a dog would love the taste of Scarlett´s womanhood !
