Category: gossip | Online: March 09 2008
Views: 1242 Jessica Simpson is off to the Middle East to entertain the troops, which is actually pretty decent of her really. According to sources associated with her upcoming trip, Jessica Simpson will be receiving no special treatment, and will be roughing it. I´m not sure what they mean by ´roughing it´ when it comes to the Middle East anymore. Does this mean that she´ll end up naked and on a leash in a pyramid? If so, I´d like to see the tapes as soon as possible.
Come on, if you can´t laugh at human rights abuses then the terrorists have totally won. I´m sure Jessica is more than prepared for her foray, she did spend months making ´Major Movie Star´, so she´s practically a soldier herself now.
You can catch Jessica Simpson´s performance on MySpace live due to the awesome power of the techno tubes.
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Hey... who is the guy in the far left picture trying to squeeze Jessica´s right tit ? It looks like she is trying to pull his hand away . Notice how he has his fingers cupped around her breast . Notice the big smile on his face !!
2. Ed said:
March 10 2008 at 09:37
Perhaps, like many other guys, I also have imagined Jessica Simpson naked on her hands and knees being led around on a leash with a long dildo sticking out of her ass like a tail.
3. Stu said:
March 11 2008 at 07:19
Well , if Jessica is naked on her hands & knees , then I would sooner see a MILKING MACHINE at her side with the suckers latched on to her nipples sucking on those nice big tits of hers !
4. Hard On said:
March 11 2008 at 19:29
Hello, you can call me the handy dandy Jessica Simpson Milking Machine…hmmmmm tasty milk good to the last drop slurp.
5. beaver eater said:
March 13 2008 at 17:01
Shaved...waxed...bush?
6. Spike said:
March 14 2008 at 07:08
I bet Jessica is shaved bald . Pitty though . She looks like she´s a natural blonde. It would be interesting to see her with a full bush and just what color it really is .
