Fergie´s Muffin Is Suspicious
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 2358
BEP´s Fergie looks scary for a reason, it turns out that those crazy eyes she has used to be crazy for real back in the good ol´ days when she was a meth addict, before she became famous for singing songs about her lady lumps.
Fergie recounted her mad bad days to the NY Post, saying: “I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so ‘they’ couldn’t see in. One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me . . . I’m searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they’re after me for. I’m in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I’m thinking, he’s in on it.”
Fergie thinks that she was crazy, I reckon she was just ahead of her time. After all, we now all know to avoid the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man who lives on Drury land.
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Category: gossip | Online: March 11 2008
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