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Fergieīs Muffin Is Suspicious
BEP's Fergie looks scary for a reason, it turns out that those crazy eyes she has used to be crazy for real back in the good ol' days when she was a meth addict, before she became famous for singing songs about her lady lumps.
Fergie recounted her mad bad days to the NY Post, saying: I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so they couldnt see in. One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me . . . Im searching in the bushes for clues about whatever theyre after me for. Im in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. Im thinking, hes in on it.
Fergie thinks that she was crazy, I reckon she was just ahead of her time. After all, we now all know to avoid the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man who lives on Drury land.
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